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# funky monkey...
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:17, archived)
# I don't wanna work......


splendid!
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:18, archived)
# i wanna bang on me drum all day
now make him do a double paradiddle
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 22:08, archived)
# im seeing a lot of monkey related posts
and woo! "im loving it"
/retch over macdonalds
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:19, archived)
# Judging by the taste,
I think McDonalds already beat you to it!
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:20, archived)
# *vomits repeatedly*
eurgh!
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:21, archived)
# *psst*
that's how they make the milkshakes.
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:23, archived)
# and psss
is how they make the special sauce
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:24, archived)
# I was told
by my mate Debbie that once this guy went in and ordered a chicken burger without mayo. Gets it, takes a bite and all this white stuff oozes into his mouth. annoyed they'd ignored his request for no mayo ne takes it back only to find it was actually a battered chicken head in the burger with a cyst on its head that the poor man had bitten into and twas actually pus in his mouth.........
Now if you'll excuse me, i need to turn my stomach inside out............
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:28, archived)
# u know the e coli outbreaks macdonalds have had in the past?
thats caused by poo in the ground beef

POO i tells thee!
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:32, archived)
# Sausages can legally
have up to 1 or 2% poo.
In America, companies were pushing to increase this level!
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:40, archived)
# thanks for that
no really, it was a pleasure
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:33, archived)
# Dunno why but I read that in the style of wassername from Little Britain
Sorry.
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:34, archived)
# Vicky Pollard
Is the name of the chavette mother-of-who knows how many
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:44, archived)
# Everyone
was told that by a mate or tinterweb. ALmost as if it's one of them urban myths innit?
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:48, archived)
# it is an urban myth
my sister was a Environmental Health Inspector. Apparently, a cyst would pop and go all over the place when it was fried. Wouldnt get anywhere near being served.

Plus, if it had been true, McD's would have been sued to buggery and it would have got all over the papers.

So no, it hasnt happened.
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 22:26, archived)
# new mcnuggets
now with extra tender ankle scrapings!
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:23, archived)
# It really annoys me how MacDonalds use apostrophes correctly in that ad campaign
yet don't capitalise the bloody I.

*seethes*
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:25, archived)
# Woo!
I love that!
It am great!
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:19, archived)
# Banging on my bongo
all that swing belongs to me
I´m so happy there´s nobody
in my place instead of me
/Manu Chao


woo!
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:20, archived)
# Monkeys don't make good drummers
They're far too intelligent.

w/y/h btw
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:20, archived)
# What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians?



A drummer.
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:22, archived)
# what do you call a drummer with no girlfriend?
homeless
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:23, archived)
# what do you call someone who provides the rhythm for a band, performing an undervalued task that not many can do?
damn, i just ruined this didnt i?
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:26, archived)
# What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
You only have to punch instructions into a drum machine once.
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:26, archived)
# dennis pennis at a blur press conference..
"i have a question for the drummer"
[.. expectant silence ..]
"..what's your name?"
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:27, archived)
# you know when the stage is level
when the drummer drools from both sides of his mouth
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:25, archived)
# you guys are all mean
drummings actually dead hard to do well
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:36, archived)
# As someone who's managed a few bands (and about to start another)
when you meet a good drummer, you become best mates with them asap because they're so hard to find.
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:40, archived)
# everyone does spack piss-taking postings and nobody blinks an eyelid
but drummers stirs people up?

you lot are weird!


and yes I know drumming isn't easy, have had a go on my brother's expensive electronic drumkit - I was shit
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:40, archived)
# a few of my friends
past and present are drummers, and none of them are stupid, i was shite when i first had a go on a mates kit (being a natural guitarist) but i got going after a half hour or so, and i find it really fun, fortunately one of my housemates next year has a kit so i don't have to go and buy my own


bring on the guitarist jokes
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:50, archived)
# That
is great!
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:21, archived)
# aww
I love that monkey. FP is well deserved.
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:25, archived)
# Hehe great!!
TJ:

I was just visiting CNN.com
And the first thing I read was:

A U.S. soldier talks with an Iraqi Civil Defense Corps member after a joint.

(missed one word...)
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:22, archived)
# He's the king of the swingers, baby.
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:23, archived)
# He's a spunky funky monkey for your love
Woo.
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] oooh... i have cowboy too...

my favourite lemur...
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:23, archived)
# that lemur
rocks
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:25, archived)
# all lemurs rock
That's a fact.

Nice pics eclectech ;)
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:40, archived)
# hehe...
did the lemur alarm go off?!
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:43, archived)
# aww.. sweet,
and nicely done :)
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:25, archived)
# He's groovy,
I like heem.
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:39, archived)
# Awwwwww


Drum Solo
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:45, archived)
# A belated woo
to the cute drumming funkey munkey
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 22:15, archived)
# classic
yay! :)
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 23:23, archived)
# That is
cocking brilliant!

(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 23:26, archived)
# Woo! Need a singer?
(, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 7:52, archived)