zeroth emergency service
I once started this in the pub.
We prevented emergencies before they happened by using chasos theory.
We'd flap our arms like injured seagulls to prevent a future car crash in norway etc.
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Mon 12 Jul 2004, 13:42,
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We prevented emergencies before they happened by using chasos theory.
We'd flap our arms like injured seagulls to prevent a future car crash in norway etc.
Sounds good.
But how come a butterfly in Norwich can divert the path of a Hawaiian hurricane, yet their puny bodies are EASILY CRUSHED BENEATH MY GRINDING HEEL?
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Mon 12 Jul 2004, 13:45,
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i was just trying to avoid
thinking about a king charles. What a day that'll be.
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Mon 12 Jul 2004, 13:45,
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Not keen on the alternatives either.
I reckon Eddie Izzard should be made president or something.
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Mon 12 Jul 2004, 13:50,
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I demand more stamps!
(and while we're at it, let's stamp this media-hogging femme out...)
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