reminds me of the old gag...
Woman goes to doctor's and says
'Doctor, my breasts are painful, can you have a look at them?'
The Doctor asks he to undress and examines her from a short distance away.
'Excuse me miss, but would you mind if I weighed them for scientific purposes?'
'No, not at all Doctor, go ahead' says the woman.
So they doctor steps forwards, grasps both breasts and bounces them up and down shouting 'wahhaaaaaayyy'.
Or something like that. You have to do the gestures.
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Thu 26 Aug 2004, 13:23,
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'Doctor, my breasts are painful, can you have a look at them?'
The Doctor asks he to undress and examines her from a short distance away.
'Excuse me miss, but would you mind if I weighed them for scientific purposes?'
'No, not at all Doctor, go ahead' says the woman.
So they doctor steps forwards, grasps both breasts and bounces them up and down shouting 'wahhaaaaaayyy'.
Or something like that. You have to do the gestures.