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# HELP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no jokes this just walked over my computer desk as i was sat here. took its pic with my webcam. Its gotta be dangerous what do you think?
(dex, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:23, archived)
# eat it and find out
..
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:25, archived)
# i read that as "eat it out"
and was nearly sick
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:31, archived)
# it's just a spider
and very few are poisonous in the world.

Wuss
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:25, archived)
# Actually
all spiders are poisonous.

Luckily most of them can't bite through human skin, and the dosage wouldn't be lethal even if they could.
(Insanity, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:31, archived)
# ok ok
mr pedantic.

you know I meant poisonous but can't harm you
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:41, archived)
# much like the most poisonous creature there is
the daddly long legs...
it has the same problemns with human skin though.. still its an excuse to kill every one you see
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:44, archived)
# no it's not
They've not done any harm to you, so there's no need to hurt them. You wouldn't kill a kitten just because it had the potential to cause you harm would you?
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:51, archived)
# Our kitten is great at killing those crane flys (i refuse to call them "daddy long legs", it's a silly nickname.)
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:52, archived)
# Damn tooty it is......
Pull the little fuckers legs off first though and make them suffer.

Daddy long legs that is, not spidders, eewww.
(Big Dunc's Hair, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:54, archived)
# That looks like one of those cute little jumping ones
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:26, archived)
# Heh!
You'll like this gallery then. Lots of pictures of Jumping Spiders from the Americas :)

NewWindowClicky

Shame my girlfriend is Arachnophobic.
(Glis, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:36, archived)
# Those are cool.
Now I want my own jumping spider menagerie
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:43, archived)
# Sh*t
I saw one of them on my bed, and while I watched it jumped 6-7 inches - I slept downstairs that night....
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:27, archived)
# it is!!!
as i tried to put in on a piece of white paper to take the pic it was jumping. one minute you see it next its nowhere to be seen.
i squished it after that picture. should have done a before and after gif file lol
(dex, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:29, archived)
# thank god you replied
and we know you're still alive.
Personally I would've run out of the house screaming.
Is that so wrong, really? Is it?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:40, archived)
# no.
that is natural and sensible and right.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:44, archived)
# thankyou Dr Phil
thankyou.
And you should know you're a doctor and you're in a National Newspaper and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:48, archived)
# Dammit,
I am, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:56, archived)
# jumping spiders?
now that's one piece of info I could've happily spent the rest of my life not knowing.

shudder.
(I helped save b3ta! galanthis, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:45, archived)
# Its a spider
but a bit more scary...thats very evil indeed

We shall call it...betteeey
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:28, archived)
# Oooooooooooh Betteeeeeeee
The cat's done a whoopsie etc. etc.
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:30, archived)
# CLICKY, you bastard, CLICKY!!
*clenches fists to stop self shaking*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:32, archived)
# Not
Safe For Kittens?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:47, archived)
# fucking right it's not!
I call it cruel and unusual punishment.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:48, archived)
# seems like a nice fella
Click for gallery...
Hello, I'm a fish Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:36, archived)
# woo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:47, archived)
# don't believe
it's lies...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:49, archived)
# yeeeee haaaaa
(dex, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:36, archived)
# HAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAH

HHAHAHAHAH

*falls off chair*
(djboo, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 12:43, archived)
# Awwww
cute little spider
(Nocturnia, Thu 3 Oct 2002, 13:08, archived)