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# HAVE YOU TURNED INTO A FEMALE CALLED LUCY FROM THE MIDLANDS
WHO AT EVERY POSSIBLE CHANCE MOCKS THE FACT I'VE BEEN SINGLE FOR.....EVER

AND THAT I SHOULD BE OPENLY MOCKED BECAUSE OF IT

WELL HAVE YOU???
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:22, archived)
# I am not your flatmate
and I do not mock you for being single
I mock you for dreaming of kirsten dunst bukakke
no mere mortal should dream of that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:24, archived)
# *big hugs*
i just wanted to know because if you were Lucy

i'd have hidden
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:26, archived)
# I am not
and I don't even know anybody called lucy
happy now?
make lucy sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:27, archived)
# *bigger hugs*
very much so :)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:27, archived)
# my friend has a dog named lucy.

really annoying dog.

he also has another dog that i call ron perlman.

the dog looks like ron perlman.
(schnurricane, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:28, archived)
# Lucy
really is one of those annoying, sickly-sweet names I have a deep-rooted hatred of.
I can't imagine anyone saying it without their voice going up in that extremely annoying manner that condescending secondary school teachers get taught on training days.

No offence to anyone on the board with that name - It's your parents who must accept blame.
(I helped save b3ta! Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:30, archived)
# oh my
I MUST see it.
show me
(tunk, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 12:13, archived)
# Dog on a Stick
has asked me to express the following sentiment:
"Dog on a Stick love you long time"
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:24, archived)
# [rolls up sleeves]
[steps forward]

[crosses arms]
(schnurricane, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:25, archived)
# Dog on a Stick would
like to express the fact that he loves Gmos with the love of a dog for it's owner, nothing more. Furthermore, Dog on a Stick would like to add that he loves the Schnurricane in the same fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:28, archived)
# woot!
(schnurricane, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:29, archived)
# love of a dog
that procreates with its owners legs?
(I helped save b3ta! siredsmithjr, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:33, archived)
# [awkwardly offers hug]
(schnurricane, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:24, archived)
# *hugs*
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:25, archived)