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# that makes no sense to me
coffee == more awake making, so unless you're wanting to be very awake in be...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:00, archived)
# I used to be addicted to coffee
and I literally couldn't sleep if I didn't have a cup just before bedtime.

Not addicted now though, just very fond of it.

*swoons*
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:01, archived)
# ... when that trailed off
did you have your hands in your pants?
or your mind in the gutter?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:02, archived)
# maybe I just got bored of my sentance
or trailed off for the sake of a ladie's virtue
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:04, archived)
# jolly good job sir
by the way if you are the man to ask about teh swooning.
has crooning been known to induce said swooning?
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:06, archived)
# indeed
but said crooner is seldom the swooner!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:07, archived)
# ahhh verily
but said crooner can cause much swooning
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:10, archived)
# I believe it has
according to my mum who is sitting on a cloud.

She says it also leads to spooning
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:08, archived)
# your mother was very sage!
crooning and swooning and spooning are strongly inter-related.

My current area of research involves how this correlation is influenced by hot air ballooning

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:10, archived)
# flowerpot
you could be the uk leading authority on spooning?
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:11, archived)
# Oh ok
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:15, archived)
# yay
we are like a team of ooners
is that good or bad?
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:16, archived)
# It cannot be classified as anything but
good
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:18, archived)
# good call.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:20, archived)
# unfortunately
I cannot tolerate caffeine due to some bizarre disease so I have to drink it unleaded but it's espresso so still yummy
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:04, archived)
# *swoons*
learning about diseases is sometimes interesting and fun. I lived with a friend who was allergic to peanuts and we had to keep a shot of adrenalin in the fridge incase she ever had crunchy nut cornflakes by mistake!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:05, archived)
# Oh Crunchy Nut Cornlakeitis
*inhales through teeth*
serious

I have Graves' Disease.

I also had an ingrowing toenail *points*

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:09, archived)
# yup.
Deadly. Especially crunchy nut clusters. You wouldn't think someone with a nut allergy would want to test the safe dosage of breakfast cereal... especially when it might kill them.

Graves' Disease sounds worse/more impressive than an ingrowing toenail. If I had a disease we could swap stories... I might have had menigitis once for a while. True story.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:12, archived)
# we'll grow old on here
then we can discuss lumbago
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:24, archived)
# it's a deal
*sings*
lumbago lumbago, dey drink it in de congo...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:29, archived)