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# Thread Hijack!!!
Well, maybe not - but a VERY nice lady gave me her phone number in the pub when I walked in wearing my tennis gear, so if thats not thread hijack material then - damn - time to start shopping some kittens.

Love it..
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:45, archived)
# She just wandered over
and gave you it? Just cos you were dressed like Tim Henman or something?
Amaaaazing.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:50, archived)
# well -
1) i will phone her tomorrow (dont want to look desperate ;)

2) she actually got her mate to do it. her name is Ellie and she's blonde.

3) she looks about 30ish - and im only a mere 26, she could eat me for breakfast. On the plus side, she's 30ish and could eat me for breakfast.

4) I can't think of any photoshops regarding kittens right now, sorry! (too excited - bonanza!)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:54, archived)
# 30ish eh?
S'only 4 years or so.
And she could be experienced...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:10, archived)
# hmmm
dont know - its a bit iffy, I'll sleep on it and let you know what happens tomorrow evening, if the saga of my piss poor sex life is worth it.
Women eh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:13, archived)
# Don't start
you'll set us all off!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:46, archived)
# well
phone her up then.
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:50, archived)
# there's a weird film on BBC2
a naked girl just injected drugs into her arse.
Mick Jagger is in it, everyone's off their heads
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:54, archived)
# hehe
ace.

-edit - mick jagger - hmmm - must involve drugs at some point - doubious. -
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:56, archived)
# Would that be Nic Roegs'
Performance?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:09, archived)