You can stop the competition now
This one wins it. If I see a more amusing or apt one in the next week I'll eat 3 doughnuts, no, make that 4 chocolate eclairs.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Fri 12 Nov 2004, 14:29,
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Five Twinkie Cakes!
*runs a pear tree up a partrige*
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5],
Fri 12 Nov 2004, 21:18,
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