The best thing aboutmaking pygmy heffalump curry, is that until the water starts boiling, the heffalump actually thinks the whole thing is great fun, like a bath or something!
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curry monster,
Wed 9 Oct 2002, 15:32,
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tits greatreminds me of the way crabs scuttle around in the pot when you boil them...
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Wed 9 Oct 2002, 15:34,
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Nooooooooooooo! don't cook him!
cook these, they're tastier and they're in the sale.
big daft dave,
Wed 9 Oct 2002, 15:36,
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they giveme terrible wind those dwarf hippos. The g/friend has banned me from eating them again :(
( curry monster,
Wed 9 Oct 2002, 15:38,
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aw, poor heffa.Still, it's the way he would've wanted to go.
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Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 9 Oct 2002, 15:40,
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