"If you want to get laid, go to college, but if you want an education, go to the library."
-- Frank Zappa
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Kaiser,
Tue 14 Dec 2004, 3:14,
archived)
"Never mind your make up;
better make your mind up."
ibid
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DogHorse plop,
Tue 14 Dec 2004, 3:15,
archived)
"Ram it, ram it, ram it,
ram it up your poop-chute"
ibid
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 14 Dec 2004, 3:25,
archived)
it is...
(or was)
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 14 Dec 2004, 20:38,
archived)