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Spoons are the instruments of Satan

didn't you know that?

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Goatpod, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 14:18, archived)

best get the sporks out then

(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 14:19, archived)

but

sporks are baaad. i lost my sister when she got attacked by sporks

(The Infallable Froggy - High on Cuntunism, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 14:21, archived)

Oh yeah!

I meant to tell you . . . I found her in my jacuzzi . . . . dead I'm afraid . . . here

*passes corpse
nearly fresh . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 14:23, archived)

what was she doing in your jacuzzi????

well she always was a hoe

(The Infallable Froggy - High on Cuntunism, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 14:25, archived)

I had her down as more of a shovel

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Goatpod, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 14:26, archived)

ouch

i think that pun just caused me phyisical pain, now i shall have to spork you

(The Infallable Froggy - High on Cuntunism, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 14:27, archived)

can someone please remove the spork from my arse?

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Goatpod, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 14:33, archived)

it will stay there for the rest of your life

(The Infallable Froggy - High on Cuntunism, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 14:40, archived)

*removes spork

*eats lunch with spork
Meh!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 14:42, archived)

bucket . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 14:28, archived)

it's not a jacuzzi admit it

it's an ordinary bath with several empty catering size baked bean tins stacked alongside

hmmmmm this could explain the death.....

(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 14:27, archived)

oooooooh

last gasp then - chopsticks

(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 14:24, archived)