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[challenge entry] The Soluble Goldfish
(Carassius auratus solubilis)


Time lapse photography reveals this creature's fatal flaw.

From the Natural Rejection challenge. See all 458 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 12:50, archived)
# very woo
I bet the cats love it
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Melts in the mouth,
apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 12:54, archived)
# ahahahahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Instant carp consomme
Yummy, and very good btw.
(I helped save b3ta! sproggy, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 12:55, archived)
# arf!
are the instructions to take two if you are feeling a little off colour?

Woorific btw!
(I helped save b3ta! Sygiinu, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 12:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha
What a pisser!
It reminds me of this (warning: may contain cruelty to fish)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 12:57, archived)
# what can you say to that
other than why?

im amazed it survived
(I helped save b3ta! ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 13:58, archived)
# errr ...
wow?
(dr dolittle, Sun 16 Jan 2005, 9:07, archived)
# Woo yay!
Hurray for melt in the mouth fish!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 15 Jan 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Ace
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 13:06, archived)
# and this is where they come from
(ProduceMonkey, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 14:18, archived)
# My first FP!
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 15:09, archived)
# no offence but
I don't get it.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 18:39, archived)
# Donald!
I once wrote a story about Donald the soluble goldfish.

He used to spend a lot of time out of the water after having trained with a school of flying fish.

Then there was Space Haddock, who was very much in the James Pond vein, only before James Pond.
(Lambkin, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 14:22, archived)