Plus we give them something to
talk about, especially me.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 23 Oct 2002, 13:41,
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and
they love cocks.
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mikeisbrill,
Wed 23 Oct 2002, 13:44,
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but not as much as
shoes
Believe me. I'm experienced.
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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa.,
Wed 23 Oct 2002, 13:51,
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They will talk about your attractiveness
If you go spraying their clothes with iron filings and walking around with a massive magnet
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shindig,
Wed 23 Oct 2002, 13:47,
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