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# Gerald knew the fish's one weakness

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(Hairy Midget, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 3:36, archived)
# lazers
mostly
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 3:37, archived)
# hehehehehe
nice.
woo.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 17 Mar 2005, 3:37, archived)
# pfft
pizzafish!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 3:39, archived)
# it's after the anchovies
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 3:47, archived)
# go, Gerald!
 
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 3:39, archived)
# Top woo!
Speaking of which, mine has been a bit feisty, this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 17 Mar 2005, 3:43, archived)
# ow
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 3:45, archived)
# wow
you're allergic to them bad.
or your cat has the plague or something.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 3:45, archived)
# Looks like a natural human reaction to having your hand chewed-the-shit-out-of to me.


(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 3:47, archived)
# ...along those lines.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 17 Mar 2005, 3:48, archived)
# She's half-feral.
sometimes, she doesn't like being messed with, which is often the funnest time to do so.

..oft fraught with consequences, mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 17 Mar 2005, 3:47, archived)
# a word of advice
 
don't play that game with former wild cats when drunk.

you don't feel the cuts til the booze wears off...
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 3:49, archived)
# You think my hand is scratched this bad
because I'm hard enough to take it?

Annna Stesia come 2 me
talk 2 me
ravage me
liberate my mind...

Tell me what you think of me
craze me
paise me
of this space and time...
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 17 Mar 2005, 3:53, archived)
# aha
 
I should've guessed.

: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 3:55, archived)
# I probably owed her a payback
since I shoved her off the nightstand at 4:00 am this morning. She kept waking me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 17 Mar 2005, 3:59, archived)
# ahaha
 
silly human!

first the food.

then you may sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:19, archived)
# She keeps a bowlfull
I think she just wanted some attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:47, archived)
# your fish
did that to you?!
(blue_monkey_cheese, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 3:45, archived)
# LMAO!
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 17 Mar 2005, 3:49, archived)
# cat-related injuries!
I always have those, from my own cats and various cats at the shelter where I volunteer.

The latest round is finally healing up.

and with those wounds, I'm glad it was a picture of your hand this time...
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 3:49, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 3:53, archived)
# cats are such ungrateful bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 3:56, archived)
# for which we love them
since, unlike people, they is lully and fluffy and sometiems gentil.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:20, archived)
# and
mentil.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:46, archived)
# flavor blasted
pizza goldfish!

god i love goldfish... they're so good...
(prolly looks strange to non-mercans)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 3:53, archived)
# Best things
since chocolate!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 17 Mar 2005, 3:54, archived)
# haha
I still haven't eaten the packet of them that I was given at work yesterday.

...come to think of it, I don't even know where it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 3:54, archived)
# If it's findable
it should also be devourable.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 17 Mar 2005, 3:58, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 3:59, archived)
# Oh, for just a moment in your loving gaze,
would be akin to a life spent betwixt the angels.

/pissed up and loving it/everyone/you
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:03, archived)
# Holy fuck!
*gets crackers*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:05, archived)
# aye,
but she's fuckin' prim, int she!


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:06, archived)
# Oh certainly!
just the blatant chat-up is a rare occurance on b3ta (and particularly the pretty and/or canned ones). I took the opportunity to tease. Carry on with your wooing.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:11, archived)
# heh
I've done my fair share of pulling tonight.

My real concern is friendship (see talk board)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:12, archived)
# It's all good.
Do you need a chat-up line for friendship? and even if, you're laying it on awfully thick.

Sometimes, poetry can come across as overly practiced (even if it's ad-libed off of your talented, silvery tongue). My bitches dig my straight-up rap. Word.

...taking it to a new level of silliness.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:24, archived)
# pffft,
I'm pissed up and my only real concern is that I have lost a good mate. See talk board for more details.

The 'poetry' is irrelevant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:36, archived)
# fun though
and I hope everything turns out well between you and your friend
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:43, archived)
# thankyou :)
me too
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:45, archived)
# hehehe
you suave bastard
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:06, archived)
# if sacrificing my own father were to result in
a life spent with thee, I would grip the hilt and drive the blade home to our sweet eternity.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:09, archived)
# ooooh
that's not very nice to your daddy
and you said "thee"
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:12, archived)
# thou lovest
the olde englishe.

*Fucks off to ye olde pube*

/family guy
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:13, archived)
# i love family guy more than olde englisheee
but not more than english accents.
actually...
/ponders heirarchy
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:15, archived)
# ah ha.
I can odo english accents really well, actually.

What with being english and all
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:16, archived)
# haha, it helps, doesn't it
mmm accents
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:19, archived)
# one has just drank in excess of a bottle of vodka.
Bladdy hell! What, what!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:20, archived)
# that's a lot of alcohol
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:22, archived)
# yeah
but it's over a good 7 hours, so it's not so bad

*liver screams*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:23, archived)
# that is a considerable amount of time
still a lot, though
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:27, archived)
# I suppose....
I have to be up in 3 hours to go to work.

And maybe meet up with a lady I met tonight*

Shit.

*blatantly won't happen
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:29, archived)
# you should probably go to bed
as 3 hours isn't long
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:33, archived)
# but if i sleep,
i will feel shit when i wake up. Whereas if i stay awake, I will feel good in a couple of hours.

My fingers appear to be moving like a mushybees animation. Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:34, archived)
# good call
and either way you'll be exhausted at work
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:40, archived)
# heh....
odo.....
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:19, archived)
# But hang on...
If it's only "a life spent with thee", that's hardly eternity now, is it?
(Pseudonym, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:13, archived)
# it doesn't really matter when we are both dead though, does it.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:15, archived)
#
*ponders*
(Pseudonym, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:17, archived)
# *spews on keyboard due to alcohol poisoning*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:18, archived)
# smoooth
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:21, archived)
# I'm sure I stuck my tongue in your mouth tonight.....
either that or someone very similar to you..

Everything aside, you are a very good kisser
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:23, archived)
# told you he was a suave bastard
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:23, archived)
# ahhhh
let's face facts. You'd be choking for it if I was shakespeare.
I'm doing the best I can with the brain capacity available to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:27, archived)
# hahaha
you seen 'love, actually'?
the whole accent thing is true

shakespeare was gay though, wasn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:29, archived)
# Haven't seen it.
Nor do I intend to.

But yeah, I bet ole Will was a bender boy.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:30, archived)
# i hate
hugh grant, but the people i was with wanted to see it and i couldn't say no to accents...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:32, archived)
# ah well.
Often the way.

For 'realistic' Brit life, you should have watched Snatch or Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

*blows neighbours ankle off for dealing weed*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:33, archived)
# ta
/makes mental note

didn't think it was realistic...

aaanyway

(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:34, archived)
# soooo....
....ahem.....

how's the donkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:39, archived)
# what donkey would that be?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:40, archived)
# Alan?
Sir Alan?

crikey, it's a sad state of affairs when someone doesn't know the name of their own donkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:41, archived)
# but
my donkey's named jeff! (geoff or summit for you brits)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:44, archived)
# depends whether you are of French origin or not.
....I think....

Incidently, American accents are in my top 5 list of aphrodisiacs (sp?).

And my lips are sore from kissing
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:47, archived)
# see?
accents are fun.
and with that, I'm off
g'night
(g'morning?)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:48, archived)
# goodnight!
Thanks for the banter! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:50, archived)
# G'nite!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:54, archived)
# the pizza fish cannae
resist
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:00, archived)