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# :)
A centipede was happy, quite
until a fly in fun
said, 'Pray, which leg comes after which?'
this worked his mind to such a pitch
he lay distracted in a ditch
considering how to run.

Don't know who wrote this, but I've always liked it.

Your pic is excellent, meant to say that in the subject but got distracted.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Mar 2005, 4:12, archived)
# thank you
i like it a lot.

now i'm off! goodnight.
(schnurricane, Fri 18 Mar 2005, 4:20, archived)
# Night
*shuts down the infernal machine himself*
(Somerreign, Fri 18 Mar 2005, 4:23, archived)
# For dinner on my birthday I shall tell you what I chose:
noodles made from poodles on a slab of garden hose
and a rather smelly jelly made from armadillos toes
(the jelly is delicious but you have to hold your nose)

-The Centipede (James And The Giant Peach)
[Yes, good cartoon!]/meant the drawing of the centipede/ladybug above
(Somerreign, Fri 18 Mar 2005, 4:22, archived)
# a good BOOK
I'll have you know
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 18 Mar 2005, 4:22, archived)
# Oh hell yes
The most sensual experience of my young life: having that read aloud to me while resting my head on the desk, in the 3rd grade (thanks Mrs. Gilbert, too bad my plans of marraige were doomed!)
(Somerreign, Fri 18 Mar 2005, 4:26, archived)