Nobody else has picked up on...
Claudio Hummes? Hummus? I think he's predestined to win really, with a name that close to Hummus.
Only if his name was Claudio TheFear, or Claudio Nohands, or Claudio Furtive, could he be any more likely to win.
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Detrius521,
Sun 3 Apr 2005, 23:19,
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I reckon
Claudio Goatse would beat them all!
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Father_Ted Drink!,
Mon 4 Apr 2005, 13:04,
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