Most amusing.
I killed all my fish. Never mind.
Evening.
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Tart Monkey,
Wed 6 Nov 2002, 21:11,
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My coworkers all
put beer in my fish tank. Several times they've killed Brian.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once,
Wed 6 Nov 2002, 21:14,
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at least u know what happened to them
i put 5 goldfish in me pond; only now i cant see them anywhere. I know i put them in there but they either hide from me or have vanished into the various fucking cats that roam the street
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Marvellous (mb) Mark,
Wed 6 Nov 2002, 21:14,
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I boiled my piranhas
100% of fact. Not funny tho'.
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kaydup,
Wed 6 Nov 2002, 21:28,
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A mate of mine
managed to boil a Brazilian Red-Tailed catfish a few years ago. It was a fucking beauty as well. I suggested we eat it to try and cheer him up and he didn't speak to me for a month!!!!!
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routine has perfected burgers,
Wed 6 Nov 2002, 21:42,
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