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# Sorry...

Thank you kindly for the FP!
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 11:52, archived)
# ah,
one of the best punchlines yet.
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 11:53, archived)
# Arf!
And not so far from the truth...
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 11:53, archived)
# hahaha
These fiendish hun and their new secret weapon!
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 11:54, archived)
# gnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
I saw it coming, but it still hurt

(, Tue 31 May 2005, 11:54, archived)
# Haha
'tis a pretty tragic tale, though :-(
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 11:55, archived)
# ha ha ha
woo yay
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 11:58, archived)
# pfffffft
all teh woo! Both of you.
G'NingNoon.
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 12:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha!

You made me laugh loudly sir
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 11:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha!
Hitler wasn't the only Nazi with deformed genitals then!
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 11:56, archived)
# pffft
Goballs had no balls at all
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 11:59, archived)
# True
and I forgot about Himmler having something sim'lar.
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 12:05, archived)
# BA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING BWAAAP BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA
woo!

(, Tue 31 May 2005, 11:57, archived)
# looks like little froggie
has a ding of his own
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 12:05, archived)
# GARRRRRrrrrrgghhhh
kurrrlick......BANG!!!
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 12:07, archived)
# heh..
do you have this wallpaper size?

(, Tue 31 May 2005, 12:07, archived)
# dunno if you were being sarky.... but ... :)
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 12:11, archived)
# good lord...
i'll have to change a few wallpapers at work tomorrow...
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 12:14, archived)
# ha ha,
crazy!
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 11:57, archived)
# AAAHAHAHAHAA
i always suspected that fucking frog was a hun....
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 11:58, archived)
# Jamster is (was) a German company
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 11:59, archived)
# Jamster may be a jerry
but the frog is a sweede
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 12:00, archived)
# *votes non*
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 12:01, archived)
# bloody you rope Ians
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 12:02, archived)
# he he.
Very good...
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 12:00, archived)
# Woo!
but, not so fecking crazy now!
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 12:02, archived)
# We wouldn't have stood a chance against such an evil weapon.
Filthy hun weasels fighting their dirty underhand war.

Woo yay!
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 12:04, archived)
# hahaha
very woo sir
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 12:14, archived)
# That is nonsense
The Americans broke the code surely?!?!?!
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 12:45, archived)
# yes.
and won the war. singlehandedly. personally.
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 15:47, archived)
# AFAIK
the Polish people actually broke the engima code..
They've probably stolen teh German coding machine, cause I cant find any other explanation of how could have they haxx0red the damn thing.
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 18:05, archived)
# my understanding...
...is that the Poles did most of the groundwork, including obtaining info on the machine from Germans as well as reverse engineering an encoding unit (the three wheeled one), and then the Bletchley lot refined all that and cracked the algorithm wide open, and also automated the procedures so messages could be read in a timely manner rather than weeks later.
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 19:19, archived)
# also
the first captured working enigma machine was captured from a german u-boat which surrendered to a british destroyer after being depth-charged, which combined with the information from the poles meant the bletchely park lot put everything together and cracked the algorithm.
The story was then anally raped by the yanks and turned into "U-571" whereby lots of action was involved on the americans behalf to capture it, rather than the much less thrilling real life *splash* *bang* *surface* "Ve surrender".
(, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 1:01, archived)
# I think the Poles
simply stole an Enigma machine, which they then passed on to the Brits. Should I be a further spoilsport by pointing out that the Enigma operator appears to be wearing a German uniform? Nah, I wouldn't dare!
(, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 0:10, archived)
# ^ see a bove
the poles stole information but i think the only example of the machine itself was captured from a u-boat.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 1:13, archived)
# apparently
there were no u-boats involved, that some kid found it, off the northumberland coast
(, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 21:10, archived)
# muwhahahahhahah
 
sehr gut.

woo!
(, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 0:28, archived)
# Tres houpla!
Actually made me laugh out loud. For real. Laughtastic!
(, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 15:07, archived)
# that is marvellous
top bombing
(, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 21:11, archived)