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# I'm sure this'll come in handy someday
(I helped save b3ta! grifftinfoilhat, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 14:52, archived)
# Top hole!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 14:54, archived)
# quality
whoop whoop
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 14:58, archived)
# funny Narnia story ....
When i was at primary school, we heard that a new kid was supposed to be starting one day and so we were all waiting to see what he was like.

Our first lesson was History and he was supposed to be there but didnt turn up.

At the back of our History class there was a big cupboard used to keep books in and shit, and about 45 minutes through the lesson, the new kid burst out of the door brandishing a ruler like a sword and screaming :

"I'VE BEEN TO NAAARNIA!"

It was handsdown the most shockingly funny thing I ever experienced in my schooldays.

Classic.
(KingMob, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 15:02, archived)
# i would
like to meet this chap and shake his hand. if he isn't dead.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 15:05, archived)
# i just laughed out loud at that
that is fucking brilliant, i wish i could have seen that.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 15:06, archived)
# what an
entrance!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 15:06, archived)
# that made me laugh out loud
tremendous. superb. excellent.
doesn't even matter if it's not truepurb!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 15:07, archived)
# i have the hardest time ....
.... convincing people that this actually happened.

I promise that it did. May God smite me down or condemn me to eternal damnation if it isn't etc etc.
(KingMob, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 15:10, archived)
# i believe you
but it's funny even if it didn't happen.
if you know what i mean :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 15:11, archived)
# that's a lovely story
that is
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 15:08, archived)
# i just hope
this wasn't VI Form
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 15:10, archived)
# HA ha ha!
That's brilliant! You should submit it to the playground dictionary thingie at disappointment.com.


Woo! Front page!
(I helped save b3ta! grifftinfoilhat, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 15:15, archived)
# really
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 15:58, archived)
# Bloody hell
I've been trying to get hold of a Landranger 95, and they've told me they are currently out of stock.

No wonder they're out of stock, they're having to reprint them from Isle of Man to sodding Narnia! :-(
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 22:17, archived)