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# The new charlie and the chocolate factory film
looks a bit dull...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:12, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:13, archived)
# Damned Health and Safety...
Ruining everything these days. Tsk.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2005, 16:01, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
yes, this.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:14, archived)
# what this
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:15, archived)
# Parkinsons of the hand
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:16, archived)
# always cums in hand'y
on those long cold lonely winter evenings
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:28, archived)
# no, that
hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:17, archived)
# oh!
ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:27, archived)
# Excellent
much woo to you!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:14, archived)
# woo!
But I love factories
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:14, archived)
# am damn sure
there's a permanent space on the FP just for you

bloody smart, as usual sir
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:15, archived)
# if there's any justice, oh yes
oh yes
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:30, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Yay for sweatshops!




Those workers look a bit old
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:16, archived)
# I was about to click approve
but another mod beat me to it.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:17, archived)
# How's the bairn, Rob?
Managed to catch any shut-eye yet?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:17, archived)
# Pffttt!!!
you and your extra buttons.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:18, archived)
# Just a quickie...
...have you tried blowing hard on Angus's forehead?

(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:22, archived)
# This intrigues me.
To what end?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:25, archived)
# Baby's have reflex that makes them pull a strange face...
...and hold their breath when you blow hard on their forehead. It lasts until they're nearly a year old*.

It's a great way to torment them ;)

*The reflex, not holding their breath. That would just be silly and dad's like me would be locked up for infanticide on a regular basis.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:27, archived)
# You're sure that's not just
halitosis?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:29, archived)
# Hahah, this
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:31, archived)
# Never thought of that.
Still, after a night on the ale I often end up with halitosis of the arse. The foul breath from that covers a room and it's never had that effect.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:31, archived)
# Arf!
Thanks for that image.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:34, archived)
# do babies
pull the same face as cats do when you do that?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:27, archived)
# A bit.
They sort of purse their lips and go a bit goggly-eyed.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:29, archived)
# I wish someone
would make a web gallery dedicated to photos of amusing reactions caused by blowing on faces.

It would be fab.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:32, archived)
# I'd get things started.
But my daughter's now three so it wouldn't work.

And she'd think I was a twat for trying.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:34, archived)
# Just tried it on my cat
He's not a happy pooss...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:33, archived)
# photo?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:37, archived)
# That's wonderful!!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:17, archived)
# hooray for the ZX spactrum
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:23, archived)
# R tape loading error 0,1
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:23, archived)
# hahaha!
what fun it looks! no Oompha Loomphas or anything!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:18, archived)
# Awsome,
as per.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:18, archived)
# Haha
Woo!
And congrats on the FP.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:18, archived)
# great
stuff
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:18, archived)
# Top
Stuff!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:20, archived)
# My friend John Quinn
is Johnny Depp's body double in that film.

Remarkable really, he's a skinny short arsed wee bugger, but apparantly they have exactly the same hands.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:21, archived)
# hahahhaha
i just got it!

/dense
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:36, archived)