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# What no Special Edition Greedo?
Worst shot ever.

Woo to the pic though!



grrr rewriting history...grumble moan...lucas you cunt...
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 8 Jun 2005, 15:18, archived)
# but letting han shoot first
made him "evil".

only people like bush shoot first!
(Azzek!, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 15:20, archived)
# but it creates a character arc over the trilogy for Han
from amoral, uncaring space pirate to genuine hero...
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 8 Jun 2005, 15:22, archived)
# And then to action hero archiologist
and replicant hunter.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 15:24, archived)
# What
a guy.
(tomsk, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 15:26, archived)
# then to fugitive,
then President.


its the hollywood way.
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 8 Jun 2005, 15:26, archived)
# Not forgetting a Russian sub Commander :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 15:38, archived)
# Grrrrr! Bloody George Lucas
If you frame by frame the bit where Greebo shoots first Han does an impossible head shimmy, tell me, what the fuck was the point of changing this bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 15:26, archived)
# to satiate his massively overblown ego
"why do you want to do that, george?"
"i don't have to give you a reason!"
*backhands*
"I'm GEORGE FUCKING LUCAS! What I say goes, i can have your whole family killed. GEORGE FUCKING LUCAS!"*


100% real conversation
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 8 Jun 2005, 15:29, archived)
# George Lucas
has found a way of tapping the energy of indignation, and uses such tricks to generate vast quantities of free electricity out of gigantic secret batteries composed of irritated nerds, like a kind of spotty, bespectacled version of The Matrix. Greedo-Shoots-First generated over 1,000 terawatts of free power in 2004 alone.
(tomsk, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 15:32, archived)
# haha
best answer to anything, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 15:36, archived)
# I like Bush.
And I shoot straight.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 15:30, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 18:06, archived)