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# there speaketh a
father.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:04, archived)
# Quite
He would have to be more manouverable than those mad double trollies we have to use.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:25, archived)
# buying food is a nightmare
which is why i now photosynthesise instead.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:30, archived)
# We've been toying with the idea of hiring a maid
for the weekend, whenever there's a large number of us together at the weekend. It would only cost about a tenner each, and you'd have someone to make all the teas, go to the shops, make the toast, empty the ashtrays and clean up spillages! It would save so many arguments
(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:44, archived)
# cool
I'll get one. we can make them fight each other for our entertainment.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:57, archived)
# Maid wars
Count us in. Our maid will have free use of our Decimator, which I'll hire at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 12:39, archived)
# I'm attaching
a huge spike to my maid's forehead at the moment. She's going to get tit-mounted WD40 flamethrowers soon too.
Bring it on!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 12:50, archived)