Well..our local Sainsburys has like wierd metal things that stop you nicking trollies. Supermarkets with these boys would need carparks a bit like the Snowdon Avery at London Zoo, I expect. That way the worst that could happen is that the moose headed snail boy flying machines could hover out of reach. You could then becken them down with lettuce to get your shopping.
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nicey,
Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:22,
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but...with a weekly shops worth of groceries, surely they would be able to survive out of reach for a lengthy period, id have wires attached to them like kites, or unruly surfboards, or large exploive plants in their heads, just blow their faces off and watch as two tonne or machinery moose and groceries gently fall to earth.
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Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:26,
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Yes I was worried about thatBut of course as they reach up for a packet of biscuits they would take thier hands off the controls causing them to crash, in a sickening heap of moose twisted metal and shopping.
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Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:37,
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Yup, it's fool proofAt night you could just light a candle and they would fly round and round it till they collapsed exhausted.
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