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# swallowed chewing gum
it wrapped round my heart

(woo)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:40, archived)
# hahaha... never heard that version
our reliable sources said that it would stay in your stomach forever so if you swallowed more than three bits in your lifetime then all your holes would plug up and you'd explode
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:48, archived)
# bet you never ate more than 3 though....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:51, archived)
# you underestimate how much i like the idea of having all my holes plugged...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:53, archived)
# I don't
/has experience
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:56, archived)
# all of them?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:56, archived)
# christ...
i didn't need to know that
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:57, archived)
# pfft
i meant that to mean i don't underestimate how much you like it
but it came out all wrong
:(
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:01, archived)
# I was gonna say, even your nose?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:02, archived)
# hahahaha
freudian?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:02, archived)
# you kinky bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:03, archived)
# you love it
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:09, archived)
# oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:11, archived)
# Twice?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:13, archived)
# go on then...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:17, archived)
# *goes*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:19, archived)
# *enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:21, archived)
# You gain enjoyment from it?
you sick fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:24, archived)
# Possibly
/lonely
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:03, archived)
# awww... oh well
i'm sure you'll find three burly men to feed you chewing gum soon enough
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:08, archived)
# that sounds really odd
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:09, archived)
# i felt it was better than the alternatives
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:12, archived)
# true
/glad NWB3ta's not here
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:13, archived)
# i think i'm too afraid to invite him to the next leeds bash
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:14, archived)
# hehehe
that might be a good move
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:16, archived)
# And here is where the conversation ends.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:56, archived)