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# hehehe
my cat used to wake my dad up by running upstairs and weeing on him
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 16 Aug 2005, 17:17, archived)
# hahaha
my current cat developed stages before we all moved out.
first, to my brother's room. snuggled his head. next, my room. bump head with paw and purr loudly. when my eyes were open he would lift his paw and open and shut his claws in East-end ganster switchblade fashion. Give up.Then parents. Where he would stroke mum's hair, then lift dad's eyelids with a single claw.
That last one usually worked.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Tue 16 Aug 2005, 17:21, archived)
# good lord!
heh, i'd have to draw the line at being awoken by a cat clawing my eyes out
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 16 Aug 2005, 17:30, archived)
# well, it's either that or his other speciality
mice heads and skinned birds
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Tue 16 Aug 2005, 17:34, archived)
# haha!
funny old cats :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 16 Aug 2005, 17:39, archived)