PoorJimmy doesn't stand a chance against their corporate muscle...
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:31,
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hahahaWhere is DTH today?
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:32,
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Hespends Fridays in the pub these days ;¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:34,
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Playing chess I thinkCzech mate
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:34,
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Oh, plugging inhaving spent a day on the phone getting my line connected I had a hearty snigger at that today:
Mujibar was trying to get into the UK legally through Immigration.
The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the UK."
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready"
The Officer said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, green...and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now lives in a neighbourhood near you, and works at a BT helpdesk.
(Mujibar was trying to get into the UK legally through Immigration.
The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the UK."
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready"
The Officer said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, green...and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now lives in a neighbourhood near you, and works at a BT helpdesk.
sinisterduck,
Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:33,
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ah ah ahi wished it could be translated in french
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olivier8 (euroloon),
Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:43,
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Haw he haw he hawthere you go!
ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered,
Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:48,
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bindun x millionno one in neighbourhoods near me works at BT help-desks...nahhhhhh
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Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:50,
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hahaha!every day I think "oh I fancy a coffee" and then remember I can buy an entire jar for less than a cup in these crappy coffee shops
was gonna repost my Tarbuck`s coffee, but it`s in me profile *sniff* 7 month average between frontpages :)
(was gonna repost my Tarbuck`s coffee, but it`s in me profile *sniff* 7 month average between frontpages :)
Reckless_Rik,
Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:33,
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my dear sausagebird obsessed friendI will make you a web site (called b8ta) and front page every picture you make!
.. that`ll be £4000
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(.. that`ll be £4000
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Reckless_Rik,
Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:51,
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tell 'em how it really is Tarbyit still makes me laugh seeing people pay so much for coffee.
The place I go to it costs 65p for a huge coffee, and Benjis opposite charges £1.50
(The place I go to it costs 65p for a huge coffee, and Benjis opposite charges £1.50
The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube,
Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:35,
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hahaha!I'll have a double decaf with a twist
of lemon.
Purple Onion,
Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:35,
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hahaha!I'd rather go there than Starshmucks
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The Duke of Prunes,
Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:11,
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