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( , Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:04, archived)
Why did Jesus die on the cross?
He forgot the safe word.
B-dum tsh!
P.S. Woo to the pic!
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Thu 13 Oct 2005, 1:17,
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B-dum tsh!
P.S. Woo to the pic!
so jesus walks into a hotel
with a box of nails under his arm...
Says to the receptionist - "just wondered if you could put me up for the night"
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Thu 13 Oct 2005, 1:29,
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Says to the receptionist - "just wondered if you could put me up for the night"
this is like something i've always said
about the whole jesus-bread and communion thing... i always used to say, right after taking the cracker/bread (we used the original recipe unleavened bread at my church), "wow, 'this is my body,' eh? you'd think one of the boys'd say 'wow, jesus, man, it's called moisturizer. by the way, dude, you taste like grapes and crackers.'"
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Fri 14 Oct 2005, 2:06,
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