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# I don't think you're making them feel any better
....
(Amerella, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:18, archived)
# got any pictures of yourself naked?
no?


wanna buy some?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:21, archived)
# EEk!
.
(Amerella, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:26, archived)
# the old ones are the best.
jokes, not breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:27, archived)
# How can breasts possibly
feel any better?

I love the feel of breasts :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:21, archived)
# fuck damn fuck
i need a chick.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:24, archived)
# Nyaaaah
You just need sex. Women make you take them shopping and do DIY and stuff. I spent the weekend defrosting the fridge, tidying the garden and buying groceries. And no sex because she's on the blob!!!
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:27, archived)
# Hey! I got forced to Sainsbury's and shoe shopping
by my b/f, and he voluntarily cleaned the bathroom.

And if that's your take on it why you got a g/f in the first place?

okay, rant over. It was 'on the blob' that pissed my off, its a horrible phrase.
:)
(Amerella, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:29, archived)
# beware crude snooker analogy
if the red's blocking the pink, sink the brown

/crude snooker analogy
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:31, archived)
# Sorry,
I guess I knew the reaction it would provoke. She is suffering terribly, the poor thing.
And I have the g/f because although she can be a demanding, selfish, irrational, massive pain in the arse I love her dearly and would be a lot less cheerful without her. Oh and she lets me play with her breasts lots.
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:34, archived)
# 'kay, I'll let you off.
But just so you know, I am a girl who is not irrational, demanding or selfish (or not much anyway), just so you know we're out there.

My b/f is very proud of me for that :)
(Amerella, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:43, archived)
# Its times like that when
you need to ask to play the cheese lottery
(icedragon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:30, archived)