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(plankton, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:22, archived)
# Oh yes
that is the best thing in the world ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:23, archived)
# Did you see that thing in the Metro (free City-based paper)
about the Cambridge boffin who was launched by a trebuchet on an "Adventure Weekend" and totally failed to hit the safety net?

There is no punchline; he died.

But that Kitten made it - yay!

(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:29, archived)
# surely the
fact that he died is the punchline.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:31, archived)
# surely the punchline is
that his girlfriend(?) broke her hip (or maybe some other bones) a couple of summers ago when she bounced off the safety net.

Edit: sorry fact fans it was the g/f of the guy who was doing the launching, not of the guy who was launched.
(Jim Pooley, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:34, archived)
# It was the same guy
well it serves him right. Tosser.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:44, archived)
# Oh dear...
I just got that. Time to go home and deal with my severe lack of alcohol...
(psychobabble, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 17:46, archived)
# Funtastic!
Front page it now. I command it!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:23, archived)
# seconded
can someone animate it so it swings too?
EDIT Ignore that, it just hadn't loaded the rest of the anim - sorry
(kungfustu, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:26, archived)
# aahahahhahahahhahaha
wwooooohhoohohohoohohoohoh
eeeeeehehehehehhehehehhehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:23, archived)
# Hooray....
...it's a catapult.

Wooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:23, archived)
# awwww
that's cheered me up no end. I think I'm going see how much sherry i can drink in the next 10 minutes.
(kungfustu, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:25, archived)
# I really don't like kittens..
..puppies are more my cup of tea!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:25, archived)
# Ewwww!
Cups of tea made from puppies...

...that's horrible!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:27, archived)
# Don't knock it..
..till you've tried it! That goes for everything apart from Morris Dancing & Incest....(c)Lister
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:29, archived)
# I don't think Lister said it first
I have a feeling it was some American, but it was folk dancing, as they don't Morris dance much over there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:43, archived)
# Ah but
if I'm not mistaken it was attributed to "anonymous" last time I saw it in a book so it's probably okay to credit it to Lister.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:45, archived)
# but to grant him copyright?
sorry, I'll shut up, the last thing the world need is Pootle in argumentative mode
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 17:02, archived)
# watch
him fly!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:26, archived)
# WOOOOoooooo.....splat
and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:27, archived)
# Woo
reminds me of......

(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:32, archived)
# Reminds you of what?
That you can't link from there?
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:42, archived)
# Apparently
that the directory /koit/ isn't in /users/ any more. They should disable directory browsing. Nosy buggers like me get everywhere...
(psychobabble, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 17:27, archived)
# Cats - evil
Proof.


(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:52, archived)
# Is that...
Mogzilla?
(moobat, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 17:54, archived)
# hey now..
you're jacking my godzilla..
(xtonyx my sideburns could eat a baby, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 1:27, archived)