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# I love your cat Jake.
I'm not sure that truly conveys his gargantuan size, though - you need to have a really small house and trees in the background or something.

What am I talking about, it's lovely. Ignore me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 17:04, archived)
# There's a house in the background
You just can't see it past him.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 17:06, archived)
# ah
that would make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 17:08, archived)
# For reference
Here's a more accurate picture
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 17:13, archived)
# what a handsome chap he is
rather large paws tho
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 17:17, archived)
# My neurotic lesbian cat
Would like to offer yours out for a fight.

COME ON THEN!.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 17:19, archived)
# Gosh
Jake doesn't really do fights - his brother does all that.

(I've seen him hiding behind a bush whilst his brother gets all hissy at another cat before.)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 17:22, archived)
# hello jaaake
you are so lovely and huge and heavy and fluffy with your ink-spotty nose...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 17:19, archived)
# that's no house cat!
it's a small lion!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 17:27, archived)