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# Couldn't resist the German sex-ed from the newsletter...
...so here's something to really put the kids off sex...



www.planetdan.net/pics/babies/index.htm in case you missed the original...
(psd eats stuff. Often., Mon 28 Nov 2005, 23:39, archived)
# I stilll would
.
(I_tickle_myself, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 23:40, archived)
#
arf!

/edit: goes off to have some sex anyway

g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 23:41, archived)
# Grr
g'night
(Deus_Ed, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 23:48, archived)
# hahahaha!
didn't see that one coming
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 23:42, archived)
# The father probably didn't either!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 23:43, archived)
# hehehe reminds me of this
www.ihatemrbongo.com/youaregay/showcounter.asp?this=spanky.gif nsfw I think...erm
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 23:42, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 23:43, archived)
# what in Tony Blair's cabinet were you thinking????
goddamn!!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 23:44, archived)
# ?
i would...
(em22, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 23:46, archived)
# ?
you would? with that beast not happy with eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 23:48, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 23:43, archived)
# oooh...
both of the poor blokes seem to be suffering from cronic twisted ankles on both feet...

ouch..
(em22, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 23:43, archived)
# haha!
braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 23:44, archived)
# brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 23:57, archived)
# nice.
somewhere in my boxes i have a series of photos of a woman giving birth. you can almost hear the screams as the giant, swollen purple head pops out.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 0:45, archived)
# Uh...
I don't think you've read this German thing closely enough. The woman's smiling the whole time.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:41, archived)
# As a child..
I had that book. It had a yellow cover. They had sex on a loveheart bed and went to the hospital in a loveheart car because they loved each other very much.

Thats why Im disillusioned.
(mercary, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:21, archived)
# 'Ray!
Yes, I was about to post the very same thing - I got it when I was a bout 6 and was really curious as to where kids came from.

My parents looked shifty and the next day gave me that book!
(I helped save b3ta! racketear tired, stressed and happy, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:38, archived)
# what was it?
before imageshack took it away.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 3:17, archived)