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# It's what all the umm . . . you know . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:31, archived)
# Titter!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:31, archived)
# totter

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:35, archived)
# Frotter


(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:36, archived)
# cabbage
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:38, archived)
# Babbage
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:41, archived)
# Cribbage
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:41, archived)
# Rummage
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:42, archived)
# House!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:45, archived)
# Monrnington Crescent!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:50, archived)
# Don't mind if I do!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:43, archived)
# Ignores the smell of Glue
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'll take...a few...

/Oh...my...God...FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:32, archived)
# haha
another magnificent paint effort Mr Hat.
(broccoli holocaust, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:32, archived)
# yay!
you bring happiness and sunshine into my life
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:32, archived)
# THAT'S what I'm talking about!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:33, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
*breathes*
hahahahahaha
WOO
Like it.

Edit: FP YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:32, archived)
# sneaks up on pot, and...
BOO !


runs away again
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:33, archived)
# Bluddy 'ell!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:34, archived)
# Boo to you, too!





* hides under a turnip *
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:35, archived)
# Is it really you?
*touches Blerk with finger*
*rubs into gums*

Good god! It's the real thing!

(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:37, archived)
# Lets cut him with Vim
and make even more money!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:38, archived)
# Step 4. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:46, archived)
# Did you really rub your gums
with that finger?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:48, archived)
# *nods regretfully*
So, business is good eh? I now have 11 working days, 1 hour and 10 minutes left before I start the same process...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:50, archived)
# Good luck
It's bloody hard.

So far I've sacked 5 people and I'm recruiting another 5. I'm up to my eyes in debt.

But loving every minute.

Dragons Den here I come.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:52, archived)
# Woo hoo!
Same to you matey! Best of luck indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:55, archived)
# BlerkBlerkBlerk! Buk Buk! BLERK!
*runs around farmyard*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:36, archived)
# er.....




BOO !

I think
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:37, archived)
# Mr. Blerk
you prolly need the 'I like this!' button explaining . . . you have to click it five times to be entered in a special prize draw . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:40, archived)
# clicked it 10 times!
what do I win?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:43, archived)
# THIS!!
*passes dunces cap*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:45, archived)
# Why, Thanks!
*Dons cap*

*Dances nude*
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:47, archived)
# Mr Blerk!
*takes a running leap at Mr Blerk and clings on*

Don't leave!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:37, archived)
# What are you doing
under my Turnip?


Carry on, I like it!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:38, archived)
# Shielding myself from the sun
What have you been doing? We miss you. Please return to the fold. We will embosom you and feed you Jaffa Cakes*

*offer only valid to mid January, when they expire*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:40, archived)
# Been working my balls off
getting my business of the ground.

It's starting to happen now though hence this rare visit (for the next 10 minutes)
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:42, archived)
# And is it off the ground?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:44, archived)
# Think so
Wanna see it?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:44, archived)
# How can you refuse an offer like that, Pot!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:46, archived)
# THIS!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:49, archived)
# No, This!
www.close2me.co.uk
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:51, archived)
# Splendid.
And the colour of Kia-Ora as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:52, archived)
# Hmmm . . .
You appear to have missed Prostitutes out of step one . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:53, archived)
# Thanks for pointing that out
will remedy that immediately
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:54, archived)
# errr ...
doesn't this only work if 'me' happens to be 'close 2' up the t'north?

sorry to be picky but I live down here near the French and I was looking forward to finding whoring services 'Close2Me' for this years works xmas dinner ...

(dr dolittle, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 23:01, archived)
# Ooh looks good
You've shown me yours now I will show you mine:

www.uke-jhb.co.za
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:56, archived)
# *salutes the flag*
*bows to teh jaffa*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:57, archived)
# Yaaay!
Are you a gazillionaire now?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:59, archived)
# erm






no
We're almost out of stock and the supplier messed up the order and ... waaah
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 16:06, archived)
# Can you deliver some Jaffa Cakes
to Manchester?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 16:07, archived)
# Yes!
for only £43 a dozen!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 16:08, archived)
# and I love you!

*huggles*

Now, tell me about the err . . . you know . . .

how umm . . . the doodah . . . went through the . . . err . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:34, archived)
# wosname?
Yep, I sent that to somewhere over there *points*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:37, archived)
# So wow that's
(carry on people)
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:33, archived)
# nooooooooooooo.
the numbers of Chaos!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:36, archived)
# wut?
only just got broadcast in UK last night, don't spoil it.
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:39, archived)
# I saw it on E4 ;last week and It doesn't mean anything
And why would I spoil the plot of Anything Goes anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:45, archived)
# just got E4 - watched the double bill last night!
i was half expecting to get an fp while the board goes redex!
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:48, archived)
# This will never work -
YOU'VE PUT A STARWARS FONT ON IT!!!

she hates it!


BTW
Woooo
(waxdart hello., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:33, archived)
# Dave!
You made that 63 pixels too wide!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:34, archived)
# Meh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:35, archived)
# That was done before I think
but better, so to keep the streak alive


ducks
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:34, archived)
# circular linking
is for losers
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:37, archived)
# Pffft *I like this*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:34, archived)
# i award you with a chuckle:
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:38, archived)
# Thankyou!
May I trade it for a click of the 'I like this!' button?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:44, archived)
# oh go on then
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:59, archived)
# once had a girfriend who's last name was Duda (Dudda, possibly Duda)
I'm glad I'm rid of her
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:38, archived)
# that's sort of, not too, uhm, you know . . .

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:44, archived)
# 'Lo!
That...er, thingy...um, y'know...




(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:48, archived)
# Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:50, archived)
# I ..um ..... you know....... ah .....laughed at this.
it's very.............Christ is that the time?
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:53, archived)
# Late
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:27, archived)
# Do
I get extra saddo points for mentioning that there really is/was an art magazine called "Vague"?
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:55, archived)
# only if you click 'I like this!'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 16:09, archived)
# *I like this*
a lot !

Just popped over the popular page before home and saw this ! Made me larf something silly !

WOOOOOOO !

edit/FP ! Yay !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 16:59, archived)
# Ha ha
Jennifer Doodah! That's hysterical :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:04, archived)
# Hahaha
This is fantastic, good sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:23, archived)
# Nice one!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 22:28, archived)
# haha
ace.

And congrats on the whazzit.
Y'know....
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 23:02, archived)
# if only
it was that easy
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 23:25, archived)
# Brilliant Dave - congrats on the FP
(bah!)


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 8:41, archived)
# well look at you with your front page
good on you chap
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 9:39, archived)
# Nice one Dave the err..
..umm...wotsit.
Have a thingymijig.
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 11:06, archived)
# Well
done on the FP, buddy :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 13:33, archived)