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# You see!
If he'd driven instead of Mary, they'd have got there sooner . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:01, archived)
# Pfft,
I see ladies day hasn't done you any good then.
(checkers, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:05, archived)
# It has
now he doesnt swear every other word when he says stuff like that

Its common knowledge Dave has the mouth of a sailor due to a face swap after he went brain dead
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:08, archived)
# I see,
so Dave didn't need his face anymore so it was given to someone who did and replaced with his current one, which they found in a ditch.
:)
sorry, that was a bit harsh wasn't it. Sorry dave
(checkers, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:11, archived)
# Yes
It was on DTF so it must be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:13, archived)
# Yes, DTF is the most true thing on the internet.
It even has the word 'facts' in the title.
(checkers, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:14, archived)
# and then jimmy crankie yutted all over the chuckle brothers
and every one went home smelling of serpents
(Manatee Fondler, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:14, archived)
# Them bloody useful serpents
Fun for all, depending on which end you use.
(Purple Jonax, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 17:19, archived)