Actually
(and I want you to imagine me using the most annoying know-it-all voice possible), rigor mortis only lasts for a couple of days at most.
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Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe,
Sat 25 Feb 2006, 21:16,
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You are dead inside!
And I claim my five pounds. :)
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DrDerekDoctors,
Sat 25 Feb 2006, 21:19,
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