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# 'ning Jessie :)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:10, archived)
# 'ning Miss!
I hope you be very, very well!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:11, archived)
# Arrr that I be
fortified with toast, I am ready to rule the world. Wanna join me? First I am going to abolish celery and marzipan and then if I have time, I will stop all wars and make everyone love each other using subtle suggestion and smacks in the gob.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:19, archived)
# I insist on a marzipan amnesty
celery, get rid of it!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:21, archived)
# Marzipan is dried up devil semen
100% of pure fact!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:26, archived)
# mmm
but it tastes soo good with apricot jam, covering a dark fruit cake.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:29, archived)
# Hmm
That sounds like a fine plan sir!

But I fear I may not quite the sir you are looking for since I do see an occasional place in the world for both celery and marzipan!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:21, archived)
# *shrug*
no problem, I will put you in charge of the subtle suggestion department and I will deliver the smacks in the gob :)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:26, archived)
# Deal!

...can we have Jaffas now? ;)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:27, archived)
# I gave away all my goodies
apart from an Easter Egg. You can have that. It's only got a little bit nibbled out of it :)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:35, archived)