pfft
you were the lucky one, try standing facing the other way and tell me what happens
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Sun 14 May 2006, 22:07,
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And when the nice lady in a&e asks "Exactly how did you get a turnip stuck up your arse?"
I can say, "A bloke off tinternet told me to do it"
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Sun 14 May 2006, 22:10,
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