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# ..
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha! GENIUS!
"Get those motherfuckin snacks off my motherfuckin plane!"
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
FP THIS NOW! *taps nose*

Braw!


(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# pffft
worst


title


EVAR
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha.
*clicks*

What a great title for a film, eh? The Ronseal of movies.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha!
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(but, being a pedant, and assuming that the bag indicates that the gentleman purchased said snacks from M&S, it should be noted that M&S only sells its own brand goods and not Daiylea Lunchables)

(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:37, archived)
# hey, it may just be a M&S bag....
could be lidl inside...
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Lidl don't sell dairylea lunchables either . . .
err . . . I imagine . . .


(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Thus speaketh Sir Dave teh Chav
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Awash in Burberry
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Hard to imagine, eh?
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(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!
DTC!


(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:46, archived)
# innit!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:46, archived)
# b-b-b-but he has a baseball cap and a toppy!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:53, archived)
# The toppy is to hide his erection.

(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:54, archived)
# yeah,
from the Capri that just whooshed past us . . .


(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:55, archived)
# yes of course
wedding day
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:56, archived)
# obviously
this is one guy that doesnt have wedding day nerves ... or does he? anyone else get nervous erections?
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 14:27, archived)
# SHUT IT!
you posh get!

Arf!

EDIT: How were ELO, as you appear to not be reading BT2006 any more . . . ?


(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Serf.
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EDIT: I do read bt2006 mostly... anytway, you don't read my name tag thingie, as I'm going tomorrow!

They're gonna be FAB!!! I've been in e-mail contact with the lead singer (bless them - they've got 48 people on their Yahoo Group mailing list!) ... I feel like I'm 16 again!




(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:45, archived)
# well, you toild me you weren't coming to my gig on Saturday
as you'd be recovering from seeing ELO, ya fat liar!

www.b3ta.com/board/5906417


(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:57, archived)
# I know - I got the dates wrong...
I was all geared up, picked up the tickets and checked them... and found it's tuesday... my sister's birthday which is what must've confused me. Mrs ZW thinks I'm now senile.

Pah!

How was the gig?


(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:59, archived)
# It was really grand, thanks!
I doubt there will ever be another . . . (not with me anyhoo, there's limited banjo music)

CrazyJude came along, she's lovely!


(, Mon 22 May 2006, 14:07, archived)
# i thought that
but didn't want to detract from the wooness

*clicks*
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:41, archived)
# hahahaha!
Smashing stuff, Doctor!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:37, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!


*reads*
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
Skill!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:38, archived)
# hahahaa
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:39, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
"Gonna get some action, wid Samual L Jackson"
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Mmmm Dairylea
so great for a busy mum who can't work out how to get enough fat and salt into her little brood.

And Mornington Crescent tonight - hurrah! For a minute I was thinking, "But Quote Unquote's not even funny!"
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:42, archived)
# I certainly hope they'll be playing to Brassington's double level entry rules...
/a hearty afternoon M'dear
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:43, archived)
# And none of that sneaky use of
the Marquess of Huffington's double-switchback manouevre. Shame I'm at yoga when it's on, I shall have to use the handy "listen again" feature.

EDIT: Helllloooooo! *mwah*
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:46, archived)
# or the Sunday repeat
12:04 Radio 4


(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:47, archived)
# I'm a listen again chap...
and my trusty minidisc player records every minute!


(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:48, archived)
# I've been listening to the very old re-runs on BBC7
...and lots of them are pretty poor. Humph was dull and listless; Willy was irrelevant... The past few years has seen it rocket!

(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:44, archived)
# I'd say from around 1997 it started to soar...
cos Humph started getting nearer the knuckle.
He makes it for me
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:45, archived)
# oh yes!
Can't wait!


(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:47, archived)
# have you heard the trails for this series?
Humph starts an Alan Sugar 'you're fired' round...
brilliant stuff
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:47, archived)
# No
Mornington Crescent will be NEXT week . . .


(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:47, archived)
# You have all teh knowledge.



*faux admiration*


(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:48, archived)
# HOW!


(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:50, archived)
# WERE!


(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:50, archived)
# ELO!?


(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:50, archived)
# It's the first sign of madness
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:53, archived)
# FANFUCKINGTASTIC!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 13:45, archived)
# :)
haha
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha
a bit grand
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 14:27, archived)
# hahaah - he's put diving boots on instaed
superb
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
You got chocolate biscuits? I want chocolat b-- FNNRRRRR *CRASSSHHH!!!*
(, Tue 23 May 2006, 3:22, archived)