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That's hilarious

I can't help but imagine some kind of the teacher at the front of the class going 'Hmm, let's see ... the tiniest monkey?' before another kid shouts out 'Why have giraffes got purple tongues?' To which the teacher replies 'Yes, John I'll be with you in a minute.' 'Miss? Does a camel's breath smell as bad as a dog's?' 'Now, now children . .let's see: the tiniest monkey?' 'Miss, do you have any information on the east african bongo?' 'Aaargghh!!!'

Teacher has a nervous breakdown.

(milk_explosion, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 4:21, archived)

i thought this looks tasty

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 4:29, archived)

this pushed her over the edge...

Do you have any good pictures of raccoons? With both the face and tail showing?–Jessica

(Esteban, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 4:40, archived)

This is my personal favourite

What type of animal is called a Jennifer? What type of animal is called a Jake?

To which the teacher just looks aghast before managing to utter out the words "You what?"

(milk_explosion, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 4:58, archived)

How old are cheetahs?

Hahahahahahaahhaahahahaaaaa
haaaaaaaa haaa haaaa

(milk_explosion, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 5:01, archived)

this one is just silly

Some of my classmates and I did a play on capuchin monkeys and one type of butterfly. I was wondering where in the world you can find capuchin monkeys, and all kinds of butterflies.

(Esteban, Mon 12 Nov 2001, 4:41, archived)