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# jelly babies and lemon fanta also do the trick...
although I don't recommend trying it on a packed train on the way to visit the prospective in-laws for the first time when it decides to explode over the crotch area of y'trousers....
(, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:47, archived)
# Obviously
you need to postpone your expoloding crotch until after you get there.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)
# Or until you're on the doorstep
Tada!
(, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:04, archived)