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# Yes he is
if you're Catholic; he's part of the holy trinity you see. God is the Father, Son and Spirit. Jesus was God on Earth.
The Spirit doesn't get much publicity these days. In fact, I really have no idea what the Spirit part of God is supposed to do.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:04, archived)
# get you pissed, presumably
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:06, archived)
# he's the one that touches your bottom
that's what Father O' Flaherty told me
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Hold on...
*consults secret document*

Ahem. The Catholic church does not fiddle the choirboys, but in some circumstances we need to massage their winkies as they often get cramp of the groin after a particularly big sing. That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:10, archived)
# where does it say
they can rape me in the face?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Luke 6:38

(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:14, archived)
# I just googled that and it came up with
"Give, and it will be given to you. A good measure, pressed down, shaken together and running over, will be poured into your lap. For with the measure you use, it will be measured to you."

which is pretty filthy
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:25, archived)
# ha!
www.b3ta.com/board/6388857
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Kings 2:23
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Luke 6:38
Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:28, archived)
# ...shall men give into your bosom...
(Idid, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# I'd say god is still slightly more godly...
simply because he is actually called god.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Its all in the name. y'see?
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:29, archived)