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# des has a secret he wants to share with you...
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:56, archived)
# Couldn't fit
"zebra bastard zabra zebra zebra fucker" then?

It's quality!! Drugged-up looking Des too, Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:59, archived)
# eh? is
"zebra bastard zabra zebra zebra fucker" des's other secret?
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:03, archived)
# the other secret
apart from his being gay, of course?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:05, archived)
# he has a secret minge?
or he secretly dresses as miffy?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:07, archived)
# He seems to be holding
An inflated Iguana's Scrotum
(I helped save b3ta! Silentbob, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:09, archived)
# eeew
i am never buying a balloon again
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:12, archived)
# the only secret i knew about
was that he dresses as miffy and likes minges, but I have now learnt he is gay and has a thing about zebras.... fascinating
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:13, archived)
# He IS gay though.
He is.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:19, archived)
# He DOES have a thing about zebras though.
He does.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:20, archived)
# he did date
a bond girl lady boy once.

Which was an unexpected story on many levels.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:21, archived)
# well,
who hasn't?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:26, archived)
# explain the bond girl lady boy

I am all 'ears'
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:30, archived)
# nice
doggie!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:31, archived)
# that ain't no doggy
that's me when i'm REALLY listening.
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:42, archived)
# then I would like to meet you
and scratch your nose gently.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:50, archived)
# I prefer
a light tickle under the chin
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:10, archived)
# Never heard it referred to
as a 'chin' before ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:34, archived)