Oh yeah
Sadly the alcohol supply is limited tonight, so Mrs Flan is gonna be missing her gin when she gets up in the morning, after that it's the turps
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FlanFlinger 🥧,
Fri 10 Jan 2003, 1:22,
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Personally
I'd flatten the turps before the gin.
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routine has perfected burgers,
Fri 10 Jan 2003, 1:23,
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that was my thought at first
but now I have discovered a bottle of Grappa
that truly is "the piss of the gods"
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FlanFlinger 🥧,
Fri 10 Jan 2003, 1:26,
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You
are going over the handlebars tomorrow. Mark my words.
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routine has perfected burgers,
Fri 10 Jan 2003, 1:29,
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Oooh Good
I've not had scabs on me knees for yonks
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FlanFlinger 🥧,
Fri 10 Jan 2003, 1:31,
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i've got scabs on mine
cos i went arse over tit at euston station while running for a train not so long ago, and bashed both my knees. ouch.
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the triple legendary unicorn,
Fri 10 Jan 2003, 2:06,
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young girls with scabby knees
I need to have a lay down now
pant pant
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FlanFlinger 🥧,
Fri 10 Jan 2003, 2:19,
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