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# You've just got to remember which side it's safe to fuck about on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# well, you can fuck about more on someone's left side if they have no left eye.
One of my friends in blind in the left eye so I know this to be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# hahahahahaha
one of mines deaf in one ear


oh the fun we have!


"oi, paul...you wanna beer?...no? ok then!"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# we do that to my mate too
it's his left ear so that's the one that faces into the car when he's driving.
so we call him all sorts while he's driving and he has no idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
yey for disabled people!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# I have:
One half blind mate
One mate with Spina Bifida who's stopped arguing when I call her hopalong
One friend with worse spina bifida in a wheelchair. So far haven't called him trundly although am considering it.
Dad's a cripple now that he's got a bionic knee. Call him crip/cripple/raspberry ripple. He doesn't seem to mind.

And I'm arthritic. Yaaaaay.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# wow nice!
all i have is torn muscles in my left hand.

stupidl i was sailing across the English Channel hoisting the mail sail. 100Ft mast up
37Ft accross meaning ther was 1850 squar feet of sail for the wind to catch. there was only me and 2 other guys pulling it up and i was aat the back as the main anchor, so i wrapped it round my wrist.

boat suddenly hit a gust of wind, we all get pulled forward and up buy the rope and i get my wrist crushed.

we drank merry that night
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Ooooh, hand injuries are fun
I broke my thumb knuckle went I went to see WASP as I was plastered in platform boots.

I never went to hospital and to this day I have about 50% less movement in it than my other one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# yeys!!!
once, when playing football when i was 13, i fell down a rabbit hole and fell over, but because i was running when i fell in to the hole, the force of me coming down on it broke my leg


edit: but how do you live without proper movement of your thumb?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# You and I are quite alike it seems
/clumsyasfuck
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# this!
can i be your

clumsyasfuck mate?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# That's not a job!
In fact that's a hindrance....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# boo
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
# You can't be a pirate if you're going to cry when I call you a hindrance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)
# There there
Come now, is cpt wow being a meanie?
Yea? Shall we go get some cake?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)
# * uh huh*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)
# ^not so good in America.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)