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[challenge entry] The secret revealed...

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(Tri-ang is keeping up his 1 post per 2 months average, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)
# it's true, i say
and that's some lovely paintmashing.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Hahahahahah
That is absolutely woosome! :D
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)
# That's lovely
that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)
# breel
eeeeeee
ant
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Are you sure
they use something as reliable as string?
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)
# why use string
when you can use tinsel?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:30, archived)
# its shinier
pweetty
(Alpen, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Well after working for them for 3 years
They don't use string, as that gets wet when it goes across the Atlantic. Instead they use special Anti-VAT technolgoy designed to annoy the hell out of Freeserve and some fat Greek Bloke called Stelios. I was there when he decided to picket AOL office, so we all jumped into a cab went to Luton Airport and complained about his Fat Cat Tax, which no other airline applied out of Luton.
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Beautiful paintmashing
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Fantastic
truely
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:32, archived)
# that woo yay
is just hypnotic!
(Alpen, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)
# yay
"Danger Danger! Hig Votlage..." I managed to rip that from MTV Dance yesterday. Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:37, archived)
# for the first time in years
i will be interested in the top 40 today, if this doesn't get to number 1, then i'm gonna to loose any fragment of faith i had in the general publics musical tastes.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:42, archived)
# it will be number 2...
ITV money making scheme will be no.1....
(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:51, archived)
# that's
what i'm afraid of
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:58, archived)
# you could
just have downloaded it legally from the net from here: www.the-wildbunch.com/multimedia/video/dhv_hires.mov
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 16:12, archived)
# awesome
w/y/h
superb
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)
# But it's okay though
They train badgers to coat the string with their saliva, so the electricity can get through.
(_, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:34, archived)
# i always thought
it was powered by hamsters.

they even used to say so on the aol help pages...
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)
# It's a highly paid job, you know
well, it used to be until everyone else got in on it.

Fantastic animation!
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)
# fantrabulous
truly, truly great
(Maels, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Well done, front page that is...
(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:52, archived)
# so very
good
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:52, archived)
# marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:59, archived)