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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Oh GOD!
Poor kitten. I love that kittin and don't want it to be sad. I SHALL NEVER FUCK AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Well, that's my Tuesday nights clear for the next few months, then.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Oh.
It was you on Tuesday, was it? You know, it's hard to tell between you when you all wear the gimp masks.

Hey ho.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Surely you recognise me by my smell?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)
# the sweet scent of failure
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# aw, bless
did you see the championships on telly last week?
i'd forgotten just how cool dominos were!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# you sad, sad, sad man
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# pot/kettle/boiled
now make me tea bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Did you see the dominos/pool tables video
that was knocking about a couple of months back. It was ace
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# i saw the one in the jap guy's house
made from things he found laying about
(dvds, cereal boxes, toast etc...)

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Here it is:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC7eQK-AZk4
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
# ha ha!!
i likey
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)
# me too!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Which then led me to watch this:
Fucking amazing:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR1luxwX5Pg&NR

i want a pool table
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Holy Crap!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
# that's a corker that one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# in that case
i apologise for this morning
i never realised
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Hahah
'I like this'
(Booga O Valencia!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# I saw a domino set in the shops the other day
which had a little lorry which set up the dominos for you, don't ask me how.
Might make kitten happy though and then we can keep going with teh sexes!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# fucks everything in sight
just to break the kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
# nothing personal mate
and I'm pleased you didn't use "kittin" type spelling.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Jolly good!
I like!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)
# In....

*dominoes fall*

*kitten puts them up again*

out...

*dominoes fall*

*kitten puts them up again*

In....

*dominoes fall*

*kitten puts them up again*

out...

*dominoes fall*

*kitten puts them up again*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 19:49, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
what a disturbing yet chucklesome image in my head
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:23, archived)
# Brilliance in pictoral form.
I love you like a brother.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 19:57, archived)
# aww mate
That's the loveliest thing you've ever said to me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:23, archived)
# Well done mate, that makes me woo!
/and congrats on the FP :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:57, archived)
# That is all of the brilly
and you got FP'd an-all! *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 9:25, archived)
# Life's not fair
A J. Arthur and God kills a kitten, a full-on shag and he merely topples their dominoes. Mind you, he never did like that Onan geezer.
(rogerzilla, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 18:38, archived)
# Aw.
I think I might weep a little bit.
(rob_187 Ooh, Faye Dunaway!, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)