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# They love
that hat.
Lets not forget the old trick of walking in front of you really slowly in Shopping Malls, whilst pulling tartan shopping bags on wheels.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:33, archived)
# and smelling
of piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:34, archived)
# And having
hairy top lips.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)
# lets not forget
furry zip-up tartan boots
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Heh,
and for the men, trousers that stop just before their chest.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# it will be you one day.
Don't forget that. It's coming for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# I was thinking that
as I was typing.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# I will never
drive a car very slowly whilst wearing a hat. NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:40, archived)
# but
you already smell of piss.

Swings and roundabouts, mate. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)
# :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:48, archived)
# with my lifestyle,
I doubt it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Going forwards
they are but they randomly change direction at incredible speeds.
Normally just as you try getting past so your ankle gets smacked by the mini-trolley.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 12:47, archived)