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# I hope you've got the window open too
I have
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# It's bloody freezing with that window open!
turn the heating up!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# Arf!
to hot now.
*opens fridge door*
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Jesus Spoons!
*wedges microwave door open and turns on*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# opening the fridge door will cause theroom to heat up
/thermodynamics pedant
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# what?!
that's impossible.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# *opens freezer door to counteract*
why isn't this working?
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Cos if opening cold things make it hot
Turning on hot things will cool it down!

*flicks on the grill and all the hobs*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
-this must end now
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# now my desk is unevenly lit!
*turns on another lamp*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# I fancy a cup of tea
*Fills kettle to max and flicks it on*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# meh
i forgot to make the cuppa

*empties kettle*
*refills to top*
*turns it back on again*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# I took the windows out last year
they were pointless
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# I just live outside
with six patio heaters.

I use only disposable plates, cutlery and clothes.

And I wash in the blood of freshly clubbed baby seals, using manatee fat for soap.

But I only buy recycled toilet paper.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# arf
I washed my car using Evian water.

And i put the empty bottles in the normal bin - not the green one.
mmwwuuuaaahahahahahaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# My house, and next door, are the only two houses
that I know of, in the entire town, that aren't allowed green bins.

Strange.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# I have ordered a green bin approximately 10 times
over the last few years, and they have never turned up.

But I move house tomorrow anyway. I hope the new people get a delivery of 10 green bins.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Haha
that would be ace.

If they do, can I have one?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# No!
We shall throw the remaining 9 in the non-recycling bins to avoid confusion
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# but that bin is only collected on the 2nd wednesday
of the 4th month after the 1st lunar equinox

I think. It may be different over xmas.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# My mate who lives in Milton Keynes...
...told me about a big kerfuffle a few years back when it emerged that the council put taxes up to pay for green bins, recycling bins etc, and then one lorry came along every week and threw everything in each bin in together =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha
THAT'S what we pay council tax for.

The other year, Leeds city council got caught sending all of their 'recycled' rubbish to a landfill in Malaysia (or somewhere like that).
How fucking shit is that :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# I have the window open in my bedroom 24/7. And I have the radiator on too.
I need the fresh air
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# breaks
in.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# there's nothing worth having
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Your name looks like a piano
I shall call you Mozart.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# So do your teeth
*badum*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)