They are'nt as flammable as people make out..
..if you get a proper fake one.
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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk,
Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:18,
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You sound like a man who's tried
Next time use more kerosene
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Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!,
Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:38,
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