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# Square sausage
The food of kings
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 7 Jan 2007, 12:47, archived)
# square sausage?
sounds like devils work to me!


EDIT: Btw that piece of toast looks like it's had motor oil rubbed all over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 12:50, archived)
#
sounds like devils work tastier than ambrosia to me!

Edit: you know of my motor oil secret ingredient? WHO TOLD YOU?
Surely they will die by my hands.

fried bread
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 7 Jan 2007, 12:51, archived)
# I'll agree with that
doesn't look as nice though, unless of course you are of teh canine.


EDIT: aaah! Tis fried, now I understand. You have gone for the healthy approach then? Did you have 4 sugars in your tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 12:52, archived)
# i was troubled by that as well,
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 12:56, archived)
# I was thinking
maybe that it was a slice of one of those piss arse whole wheat loaves that's been burnt to buggeration. Quite similar to squasage I guess...
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 12:57, archived)
# only two
I'm Scottish we are teh heart attack capital of the world, come on I can't let the side down.
Its the only thing we always win.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 7 Jan 2007, 12:57, archived)
# haha
Fair dos, i'm only jelous cos I haven't eating a single thing today.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 12:59, archived)
# funny thing is
I am still a in top physical condition appearance
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 7 Jan 2007, 13:04, archived)
# haha
yeah that's a crazy one. Like super models, look amazing but most are just coked up whores. Sorry for the comparrison.

I on the other hand, look, and feel shite :-) So I win!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 13:07, archived)
# you win this time Sir Firkallot
*fist shake*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 7 Jan 2007, 13:10, archived)