Day One on the leafy vergeCharlotte attempts to set up home with the furniture she's bought from Ikea. However, being the girlie poof that she is she's got no fucking idea how to read DIY instructions and fucks up the web completely. Her good friend Wilbur takes the piss out of her all day. She kills him.
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